Give your kids unique names, preferably something that starts with an “A” or an “E”…. like Adelaide, Adara, Emerson, Elliott, Elijah.

In the best case scenario your child’s middle name will also be unique. Even if the age-old trend of using a family name as the middle name is your child’s middle name it will surely be unique and thus it is hipster.

A second part is then pitying anyone who gave their kid a bland name. Those parents set their kids up for a lifetime of blandness instead of boldness.