You aren’t a proper hipster until you live in the city’s designated hipsterhood with other the hipsters.
The fullest of hipsters moved in before all the other hipsters hipstered it up. How do you find the fullest hipster? They are in the end row house. You know, the one with the windows. Because they got there before all the other lower-quality hipsters and didn’t have to squeeze into a middle slice. Or you got in on the ground floor… by buying that top floor old warehouse loft apartment with the view of the downtown skyline before anyone else realized it was the most awesome thing.